sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: socriminals, via fake-mermaid)

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

image

(via guy)

softcoreandrabbits:

THAT FACE

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

(via fake-mermaid)

miafrederique:

calling-all-skelet0ns:

Get on my body.

yes
femmeasfuck:

Me n Sidera!!!! Crystal rainbows n iridescent mermaid femmes 4eva
euo:

somebody stop this white man
em-meow:

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